Beautiful Disaster

Currently Listening To: Breakers - Local Native

When I turned on the TV to watch American Idol tonight, I was not expecting disaster. Unfortunately, by the time I heard the first three contestants I was ready to run and hide. Thankfully it picked up the pace about halfway through because they definitely saved the best for last. Let's start with the reviews shall we? 

From the best to the worst:

Jessica Meuse
I thought Jessica was the best of the night. Hers was the only performance that kinda sorta lived up to the previous seasons, everyone else was rather subpar in my opinion. Her song choice was interesting as well - Shinedown's The Crow and the Butterfly. Imagine, Shinedown in American Idol! That's a first. I've never heard that song before but Jessica made me want to listen to it again. 9/10

Alex Preston
Jason Mraz's A Beautiful Mess was a good song choice for Alex. Again, I wasn't even aware of this song's existence so I have no idea what to compare his performance to. Anyhow he sounded a bit like Lee Dewyze to me, but with better vocals of course. Which is not a bad thing for this season. In fact that's pretty good because the other contestants are so mediocre I could cry. 8.5/10

Sam Woolf
You know what I really liked his version of Matchbox 20's Unwell. He may have sang it straight but at least he sounded good. Plus he's cute and adorable. What's not to love? Kid could go far in this, with his major competitor being Alex Preston, they're pretty much on the same level. 8.5/10

Caleb Johnson
Hell yeah Jack Black! Finally some rock and roll with Rival Son's Pressure and Time. There's something charismatic about this floppy haired rocker, I liked it. His performance breathed life into the otherwise mundane show. Perfect for closing the night. 8/10

Emily Piriz
So Emily chose to sing Glitter in the Air by Pink. Vocally I thought Emily sounded pretty, but something about her delivery felt empty. And she gave off this pageantry air. I think she needs to learn to work the crowd better. If she's in some other season I would have ranked her lower but since it's 2014...she's actually one of the better ones. Yikes. 7/10

Majesty Rose
I loved that she chose to sing Janelle Monay's Tightrope. It's just so...Majesty. That song fitted her like a glove, so she couldn't really go wrong with that. However she was pitchy intermittently, and that kind of ruined it for me. Then again that song is pretty difficult to sing so she gets a free pass.
7/10

Jena Irene
Shaky start, nice end. Jena's got a lovely, unique voice and an interesting singing style. She managed to make Coldplay's The Scientist her own, so that's a really good plus point. One of the more unusual performances of the night. 6.5/10

MK Nobilette
She sounded amazing and I love the tone of her voice, but MK's rendition of Allan Stone's Satisfaction was timid. Let's face it, timid is just not going to work out for American Idol. She needs spark.  I just can't imagine casual voters flocking to vote for her. 6/10

Dexter Roberts
Weird song choice. Out of all the country boys he was the best. His rendition of Aw Naw by Chris Young was neither good nor bad, so that puts him somewhere in the middle of the pack. 6/10

Ben Briley
Oh god. That was so country. I couldn't even recognize his song as Folsom Prison Blues. The pacing of the song was just crazy, I could barely keep up with it. As a result of that, he sounded rushed and breathless. I don't know if any hardcore country fans will be voting for that seeing as the voting bloc is more likely to vote for pop-country as oppose to...country. I'm actually wishing for some Scotty right now geez. 4/10

CJ Harris
Man he was disappointing. I was expecting something better from him. It sounded sleepy and lifeless. Once again I do not know the song, which was Darius Rucker's (who?) Radio. Just, bleh. Very not memorable. 2/10

Kristen O'Connor
For some reason I found her performance of Kelly Clarkson's Beautiful Disaster cheesy. Cheese. There's some good vocals in there somewhere, but was totally drowned by that blank, empty look on her face 0.5/10

Malaya Watson
What the heck was that? I can't believe I actually had hopes for this girl. She made a mess out of Bruno Mars' Runaway Baby, that's all. I can't even think of anything else to say about her. 0/10

And with that we have the Top 13 contestants of American Idol Season 13.

Who should be bottom 3? Malaya, Kristen and CJ

Who will go home? Malaya

All in all it was not a good start to the competition. I've been watching Idol since Season 4, and personally I think this was one of the weakest opening nights.

Thankfully the judges (Jen, Keith and Harry Connick Jr.) were actually pretty honest and helpful this time around. There was no over the top sugar coating, only mild praises to, you know, soften the blow of the barely concealed criticism. Compared to last year, this was like heaven to me! The judging last year was such a mess it hurts to even think about it now (damn you Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey). And it is even better with Randy Jackson gone. Here's hoping that they will maintain their honesty.

(By the way, Adam Lambert and Chris Daughtry are the in-house coaches this year. So far they've been doing a good job. Randy the useless is one of the advisors too but as usual he has not been helpful to the contestants at all.)

Edit with Results:

Kristen is gone. Can't say that was unexpected.

American Idol Returns! (And my blog too!)

Currently Listening To: Don't Find Another Love - Tegan and Sara

I actually feel compelled enough to blog about American Idol this year after giving last year's a miss. Why? Well, I'm not sure. Maybe it's because I haven't been blogging for a looong, long time and this kind of gives me a very good reason to start blogging again. In hindsight, I should have blogged last year since Candice and Kree are both totally awesome singers and deserves more credit than they got last year and are getting right now!

Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Top 13 girls and boys of 2014:

(In no particular order)

CJ Harris

When I first heard him sing, I was charmed by the fact that he actually sounded good singing country. And do remember that I'm not exactly a big fan of country music so that's a very big compliment coming from me. Does he have the chance to win AI though? Errrrr let me get back to you on that once the live shows start since there are about a bazillion and one country singers or something on this season.

Kristen O'Connor

I'll admit that she sounds pretty okay, and she is visually appealing. However something about this girl feels bland. I don't know, maybe I'm just biased cause she's too pretty. Hah! At any rate she is a wildcard contestant so America did NOT choose her to be in the Top 13. The judges did. And we'll see how that goes.

Ben Briley

And we have our second country candidate! He's a good country singer, I'll give him that but I do prefer CJ. America seems to like him though. 

MK Nobillette

First openly gay contestant! That's what I've been reading about her all week long. Does that really matter? Perhaps the LGBT community will be voting for her? I actually like MK, thanks to her understated but heartfelt performances. I have no doubt that'll she will be in this competition for quite a while. 

Dexter Roberts

Good ole fashioned country singer. Lacking in the looks department though. With CJ and Ben, and maybe some of the other male contestants who might end up doing country, I really don't know how the vote splitting will help him. 

Malaya Watson

I think Malaya is the only vocal powerhouse this season? In terms of song choices I mean. Some of the other girls have pretty good vocal ranges but none of them seem inclined towards Malaya's genre. Could be a good thing, could be not. (I highly doubt a repeat of Candice Glover from her though. It is America after all.)

Alex Preston

For the time being he is more of a indie-folk rocker but I suspect country inclinations in the near future. A potential dark horse I think. He sounds decent, and he picks good songs (he sang Volcano though. Volcano aka Phillip x 2 sacred territory!). Maybe an Alex Lambert (Season 9)

Jena Irene

I've actually forgotten about Jena. Now thinking back, her audition was quite interesting. The judges had some comments about her singing style, but still liked it. Another dark horse maybe!

Caleb Johnson

Rock dude! He looks like Jack Black to me lol. I don't know what to think about him. Hmmm. Summary. He sounds okay. He sings alright. He is not memorable though. Yeah. Somewhere in the middle. Won't get far I think.

Majesty Rose

Reviewers seem to love this girl. Not sure why. She does sound rather promising I guess? If she chooses interesting songs she might get votes. Otherwise she'll be a Caroline Pennell. Talented frontrunner who gets lost among dark horses.

Sam Woolf

WGWG again! But this time I actually like this WGWG. Better vocals than say, Phillip x 2 but slightly less good looking. Maybe he'll be the next American Idol! He certainly has the potential. The potential to be a teenage girl's voting fantasy that is.

Jessica Meuse

Well, she was given a lot of exposure during Hollywood rounds, don't know how that'll work in her favour. Usually over-exposure is not a good sign. Strong vocally but lacking in likeability. Think Carly Smithson.

Emily Piriz

She has the pipes but I think she lacks vocal control. That and horrible song choices which makes her sound pageantry. Another pretty face to go along with Kristen. Remember Haley Scarnato from Season 6? Emily kind of reminds me of her. Not a good thing.

(Yes I am name dropping former contestants from American Idol and also The Voice! *proud to be an obsessive singing competition fanatic who remembers previous contestants relatively well*)

So here we are, Season 13 of American Idol.

Now how about some Fleet Foxes for theme nights! An indie-folk theme perhaps? Think about it producers!

On another note, The Voice starts this week! If I have the time I'll probably blog about it too.

Until then, rest well and good night!